...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Lilian Jackson Braun
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  1. What greater gift than the love of a cat. - Charles Dickens

  2. After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy. - Orhan Pamuk

  3. If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. - Terry Pratchett

  4. I meant, " said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. C A T S, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE. - Terry Pratchett

  5. Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names. - Neil Gaiman

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  1. Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

  2. A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

  3. People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

  4. The cats were relaxing in a patch of sunlight on the rug without a thought in their sleek brown heads. What matter to them that it was Sunday-or even Thursday? Every day was Today in their scheme of things, and there was no such thing...

  5. Cats are cats. .. the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something.- James Mackintosh Qwilleran

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